Help!

How do i interrupt my slow descent into becoming a premature domesticated woman?I am starting to worry about my suburban mom lifestyle becoming like uhh....my lifestyle. Its ruining my street credibility, yo.Like I have been watching endless hours of television sitcoms like friends and the cosby show. I regularly tell my brother to turn his "hip-hopz" music down. I eat arugala salads reminiscent of recipes in Martha Stewart Living. This needs to stop. Should I

A) Stop buying snuggies

B) Persuade myself into a one night stand with a hunky mexican landscaper

C) Throw out all my Yanni cds

or

D) all of the above